Jon Huntsman: The Unfrozen Caveman Candidate?

My article in next Sunday’s magazine on Jon Huntsman, the soon-to-be-official Republican presidential candidate, went live on the Web this morning. If you’re the kind of person, though, who preferred the “Wuthering Heights” Cliffs Notes to the all-night reading experience before the exam, then you can also watch my short video recap here, expertly edited by The Times’s Ben Werschkul. Everything you always wanted to know about Jon Huntsman, and considerably less.

Speaking of 1980s catchphrases, those of you who read the full article will come across a reference to one of my all-time favorite comedy routines: the Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, created by Phil Hartman on “Saturday Night Live.” (One reason this character is so enduring, I think, is that something about it captured our fascination with political candidates who seem to embody outsiderness and authenticity.) In my effort this morning to share this genius with a new generation, I found that it’s actually quite difficult to locate a video clip. It seems that NBC is rigorous about protecting its copyrights, and yet the Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer is, inexplicably, omitted from the Phil Hartman characters that the network showcases in its online archive. My guess is it’s just an oversight.

I did manage to find this homemade video, which is pretty hilarious:

I’m not sure whether NBC’s lawyers will be cool with my posting this. But if they’re not, then they should do the right thing and post it themselves for the world to enjoy. And just by the way, while a quick Google search will tell you that the character’s name was Keyrock, the show’s transcripts make clear that it is actually spelled Cirroc. Which, of course, is even funnier.

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Jon Huntsman: The Unfrozen Caveman Candidate?

Speaking of 1980s catchphrases, those of you who read the full article will come across a reference to one of my all-time favorite comedy routines: the Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, created by Phil Hartman on “Saturday Night Live.



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Come out of cave and participate in the New Primal Games!

Unfrozen Caveman Trainer. (You may be familiar with a similarly-fated relative of his, Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, who bore a striking resemblance to Phil Hartman.) Hello, fellow homo sapiens. My name is Urg. I'm just a caveman.



NY Times releases profile on Huntsman
NY Times releases profile on Huntsman

Bai compared Huntsman's decision to join the Republican field to an old Saturday Night Live sketch called the "Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer" -- a caveman who thawed out after thousands of years, went to law school and ran for political office.



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Some loved it for being completely insane and over the top while strangely coherent while others were frightened and confused much like an unfrozen caveman lawyer. I belonged in the former, as my SXSW review and comments in our SXSW wrap-up will attest



18 of the best recurring SNL characters of all-time
18 of the best recurring SNL characters of all-time

Starring one of the most beloved SNL cast members of all time and written by one of the best SNL writers of all time (Jack Handey), Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer is just the right amount of ridiculous. Sadly, we couldn't find any video to show you and the




Jon Huntsman: The Unfrozen Caveman Candidate? - NYTimes.com

My article in next Sunday’s magazine on Jon Huntsman, the soon-to-be-official Republican presidential candidate, went live on the Web this morning. If you’re the kind of person, though, who preferred the “Wuthering Heights” Cliffs Notes to the all-night reading experience before the exam, then you can also watch my short video recap here, expertly edited by The Times’s Ben Werschkul. Everything you always wanted to know about Jon Huntsman, and considerably less.

Speaking of 1980s catchphrases, those of you who read the full article will come across a reference to one of my all-time favorite comedy routines: the Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, created by Phil Hartman on “Saturday Night Live.” (One reason this character is so enduring, I think, is that something about it captured our fascination with political candidates who seem to embody outsiderness and authenticity.) In my effort this morning to share this genius with a new generation, I found that it’s actually quite difficult to locate a video clip. It seems that NBC is rigorous about protecting its copyrights, and yet the Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer is, inexplicably, omitted from the Phil Hartman characters that the network showcases in its online archive. My guess is it’s just an oversight.

I did manage to find this homemade video, which is pretty hilarious:

I’m not sure whether NBC’s lawyers will be cool with my posting this. But if they’re not, then they should do the right thing and post it themselves for the world to enjoy. And just by the way, while a quick Google search will tell you that the character’s name was Keyrock, the show’s transcripts make clear that it is actually spelled Cirroc. Which, of course, is even funnier.


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